Author's Note: This quarter is a short quarter.


Disclaimer: I don't own anything, unfortunately...


Pokémon Soccor
by Misty

Second Quarter

"Da score is two ta one, da Pokémon leading. Let's go down ta da
interviewer and see how da players are feeling."

Another Meowth in a reporters hat is holding a microphone. "Thanks,
Meowth. Meowth here with da interviews. I'm talking ta Mia Hamm. So, Mia, how
do you feel about playing against pokémon?"
"It's very strange," Mia replied. She looked up at Meowth. "Aren't you
the announcer?"
"Well..." Meowth walked over to Tiffeny Milbrett. "So, how do ya feel
about scoring the first goal?"
"How come you can talk?" she demanded. "Aren't you also a pokémon? Are
you going to fry me?"
Meowth sweatdropped. "Well, uh, let's go over to Michelle Akers."
"Ow!" Michelle Akers was saying. "I'm not feeling too well. I think I
broke my back from that electric shock. And I got paralyzed from that Tongue
over there...."
Meowth sweatdropped again. "Well, Meowth, back to you."

"The Pokémon have possesion of da ball. Pikachu passes it ta Alakazam!
Kate Sobrero tries to kick da ball away from Alakazam! But wait...what's dis?
The ball is rises above Kate's head! Obviously da Alakazam is using psychic
powers! Kate Sobrero is utterly confused!"

"What is this?" Kate demanded.
"Alakazam!" Alakazam said as the ball whizzed passes Brandi Chastain.
"I got it!" Briana Scurry said as she grabbed the ball. But holding onto
the ball made her fly around. "Help!"
"Briana!" Michelle Akers shouted. "I got you!" She tried to hold onto
Briana's legs.
"Let go of the ball!" Julie Foudy screamed. The marker was off her face.
"Right!" Briana let go and collapsed onto Michelle's back.
"Ow!!" Michelle winced in pain. "Not another injury!"
"Sorry about that," Briana apologized, getting up.
"Briana! The ball!" Tiffeny Milbrett screamed. Briana turned around and
saw the ball floating easily into the goal.
"That's cheating!" Carla Overbeck complained..
"REF!" Shannon Macmillon screamed.
"Yes? Did one of you ladies change your mind about tonight? YOU?" Brock
glanced at Shannon. "I knew you would change your mind! Can I have your
address? When should I pick you up?"
Shannon looked disgusted.

"Michelle Akers goes in and ta replace her is Tiffany Roberts! Da ball is
in da possesion of Tiffeny Milbrett. She passes it ta Shannon Macmillon.
Shannon goes for da goal but what's dis? She gets stopped by da...referee?"

"About tonight?" Brock asked.
"Get out of my face!" Shannon screamed. "You're so annoying!"
Brock face faulted.

"Julie Foudy has da ball. She tries ta score but is stopped by da Krabby.
With its pinchers, it deflates da ball! We need a new ball! Dis is da second
time!"

"Tangela gets da ball! Roberts tries ta steal it but Tangela uses razor
leaf. Wow! Look at Tiffany Roberts trying ta dodge them! It looks like she's
trying a new dance!"

"What's this?" Tiffany Roberts was screaming. "Okay, okay! You get the
ball! Take it! Just stop!"
Tangela stopped and used her vine to pass it to Diglett. Joy Fawcett took
out some scissors and whacked the vine. Then she kicked the ball to Mia Hamm.
"Thanks Joy!" Mia shouted.
"No problem! It's all about defense!" Joy screamed back. "Hey, I think
I'm getting the hang of this."
Mia Hamm passed the ball to Tiffeny Milbrett who kicked it over
Charmander's head. Julie Foudy came up and got the ball. She was about to
score when Psyduck came running over in circles.
"Psy ai ai ai," it moaned, clutching its head.
"Oh you poor thing," Julie crooned. "Are you okay?"
"Psy?" Psyduck looked at Julie Foudy and hugged her. "Psy ai ai!" And
with that, he kicked the ball into the net by using confusion on Lickitung.

"And dat makes another point for USA! Assisted by Julie Foudy and made
by...Psyduck? Anyways, the score is 2 all!"

To be Continued....

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